https://youtu.be/-MlphoHT9nE
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The Howell is terrific for any tactical situation – it even works on the Irish! Order now, and we will include the tactical bipod stabilization system AND the extended trench magazine to give you 100% more firepower!
On a more serious note, the rifle is actually coming up for sale at the James D Julia auction house this month. And if you want one of my awesome Howell Automatic Rifle shirts, they really are a limited-time offer.
Very amusing, Ian!
Do you take Paypal?
CHEERS TO 1000!
More interviews with old people please!
It’s the Hun-o-Matic!
So un-PC! Love it!
I’ll take three Ian. I’m tired of Boring encounters and wish to liven things up!
“Since i got my Howell® automatic rifle, my life has changed, my buddies pay me drinks to drink, my skin is softer znd women rush on me, moaning with desire.”
Ichabod Fitzpatrick, goat keeper in Shellbrook, SK, Canada
Very good Ian! Happy 2017 04 01.
With this current “Russian connection” in Washington might I suggest adding Puty and the Bolsheviks to the list of Howell targets?
Sure it looks good now, but howell it hold up in the long term?
TAKE MY MONEY!!!!! TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!
Hell, at that price I’ll take 10!!
Keep up the good work Ian, as always!
Fun video Ian. Muzzle direction is bothering me less after a second viewing.
Weapon of choice scenario (April Fools!):
Given a choice of weapons which were never developed into successful armaments, which will you take to repel a scourge of giant monster crows?
1. Howell automatic rifle (or the Canadian Huot)
2. Mondragon 1908 with drum magazine
3. Kawamura rifle (made by Nippon Special Steel)
4. Charlton automatic rifle
5. Beardmore-Farquhar .5 inch machine gun
6. Knorr-Bremse MG-35/36
7. Standschütze Hellriegel M1915
8. Reihenfeuer 08 (full auto Luger) with stock and drum magazine
9. Sjogren shotgun
10. Type 100 SMG
11. Do whatever!
This activity is completely voluntary. You are not required to participate if you do not wish to do so. Please keep any and all criticism of this post humane and free of foul language.
Thank you,
Cherndog
is: “(…)Sjogren(…)”
should be: “(…)Sjögren(…)”
“giant monster crows(…)11. Do whatever!”
Depending how big they are, if 7.62×25 cartridge will be enough get PPSh but not that by Shpagin, but Shpitalny, see images here:
http://warspot.ru/6530-drugoy-ppsh
The 100 round drum must be heavy, but should be nice with adapted tactics
“The 100 round drum must be heavy, but should be nice with adapted tactics”
To be exact, on photos 97-round can be seen. Mass of magazine loaded with cartridges was 2,897 kg.
Wait, assuming we’re using European decimals (French use commas to indicate decimal points rather than use periods), that magazine weighs around 5 to 7 international standard pounds, right? Otherwise we would have a contradictory number which would give a mass nearly 3 metric tons! Did I mess up?
“giant monster crows”
Considering that it is enemy type = flyable then AA weapon it what you need. Providing that AA mount would be available maybe then use MG.132?
It was developed as successor of MG.131, and fires 38 g bullet @ 1000-1100 m/s @ 1200 rpm (source: http://www.airwar.ru/weapon/guns/mg-131.html )
You forgot retaking rouge colonies in the new world.
Haha! That stabilizing technology looked pretty sketchy toward the end there
I think there could be a whole side-channel of “Forgotten Advertising”
Rats! After this great April Fools Video which gave me many giggles, I feel even worse that I’ve never sent any money to Mr. Ian McCollum (I mean real money, through Patreon). All those hours I’ve spent on https://www.forgottenweapons.com, and not a single donation… I will burn in Hell…
LOL.
Very good counterpoint to commercial advertising in general.
Good performance!